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Residence: Craigieburn | Species: Train (Siemens Nexas) | Playlist
"Perhaps the real Cowboys from Hell were the friends we made along the way."
A goth-metalhead-punk originally from Austria who has survived decades of being kicked around and abused as a public transport vehicle. She is tired of being seen as just a train, and after the meth trip of her lifetime, becomes hell-bent on "uncovering Melbourne". It could be the start of something deep, or perhaps the ice really got to her this time.
Residence: Mitcham | Species: Eurasian Beaver | Playlist
"Just like Yiayia used to make"
A father, formerly divorced, 717M's technician, and construction tradie in his spare time. Fuelled by snags and choccy milks, he tries to stay together as his job picks him to the bone and his son becomes more and more distant.
Residence: Craigieburn | Species: Train (Comeng) | Playlist
"Fuck off!"
The stereotypical junkie. Broady magistrates knows him by name and the local Cenno facepalms at the sight of him. He puts the "Crazy" in "Crazyburn", the "Crime" in "Crimeburn", and the "Crack" in "Crackburn", all of the unfortunate nicknames the suburb has received.
Residence: Cheltenham | Species: Train (X'trapolis 2.0) | Playlist
"Those smelly monkeys and creepy eyeballs can't do anything!"
A vehicle supremacist making no attempt to hide her bigotry. She is determined to do whatever it takes to satisfy her extremist beliefs, and constantly engages in violent protest and rallies.