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717M

Residence: Craigieburn | Species: Train (Siemens Nexas) | Playlist

"Perhaps the real Cowboys from Hell were the friends we made along the way."

A goth-metalhead-punk originally from Austria, she has survived 52 years of being kicked around and abused as a public transport vehicle. She believes greatly in equity amongst species and is willing to fight for the rights of everyone. How will she do this? By writing it out, a mix of her musings, the experiences of other vehicles, fanfiction, the lives of other Melbournians and events in the city as a whole.


Barry Watkins

Residence: Mitcham | Species: Eurasian Beaver | Playlist

"Just like Yiayia used to make"

A father, formerly divorced, 717M's technician, and construction tradie in his spare time. Fuelled by snags and choccy milks, he tries to stay together as his job picks him to the bone and his son becomes more and more distant.


444M

Residence: Craigieburn | Species: Train (Comeng) | Playlist

"Fuck off!"

The stereotypical junkie. Broady magistrates knows him by name and the local Cenno facepalms at the sight of him. He puts the "Crazy" in "Crazyburn", the "Crime" in "Crimeburn", and the "Crack" in "Crackburn", all of the unfortunate nicknames the suburb has received.


8111

Residence: Cheltenham | Species: Train (X'trapolis 2.0) | Playlist

"Those smelly monkeys and creepy eyeballs can't do anything!"

A spunky activist bent on vehicle supremacy. She is determined to do whatever it takes to satisfy her extremist beliefs, and constantly engages in violent protest and rallies.